trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this

dicksplit:

Hitting your toe against the corner of a wall

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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homoย #all da homoย #dont give a fuck.

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androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

(via joshpeck)

This song I’d wonderful, everyone should listen to it and enjoy it right now!

lifeischeer:

s0mewhere-in-br00klyn:

aggressive-emu:

wastingawaydaybyday:

Hes so precious.

I’d come back


I’d stay over and we can do that every night

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
confettidreamer lifeischeer:

s0mewhere-in-br00klyn:

aggressive-emu:

wastingawaydaybyday:

Hes so precious.

I’d come back


I’d stay over and we can do that every night

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
confettidreamer lifeischeer:

s0mewhere-in-br00klyn:

aggressive-emu:

wastingawaydaybyday:

Hes so precious.

I’d come back


I’d stay over and we can do that every night

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
confettidreamer lifeischeer:

s0mewhere-in-br00klyn:

aggressive-emu:

wastingawaydaybyday:

Hes so precious.

I’d come back


I’d stay over and we can do that every night

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
confettidreamer lifeischeer:

s0mewhere-in-br00klyn:

aggressive-emu:

wastingawaydaybyday:

Hes so precious.

I’d come back


I’d stay over and we can do that every night

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
confettidreamer lifeischeer:

s0mewhere-in-br00klyn:

aggressive-emu:

wastingawaydaybyday:

Hes so precious.

I’d come back


I’d stay over and we can do that every night

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
confettidreamer lifeischeer:

s0mewhere-in-br00klyn:

aggressive-emu:

wastingawaydaybyday:

Hes so precious.

I’d come back


I’d stay over and we can do that every night

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
confettidreamer lifeischeer:

s0mewhere-in-br00klyn:

aggressive-emu:

wastingawaydaybyday:

Hes so precious.

I’d come back


I’d stay over and we can do that every night

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
confettidreamer

lifeischeer:

s0mewhere-in-br00klyn:

aggressive-emu:

wastingawaydaybyday:

Hes so precious.

Iโ€™d come back

Iโ€™d stay over and we can do that every night

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ confettidreamer

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physicallyย or mentally attracted to him and โ€˜but he likes youโ€™ or โ€˜but hes really niceโ€™ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I donโ€™t think women know how much that really hurts

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  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…

Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…

Nicki Minajโ€™s Reactionโ€ฆ

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hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though โ€˜cuz sheโ€™s headed for the door. Heโ€™s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isnโ€™t open, thereโ€™s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, youโ€™d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What sheโ€™s going for is smarter than what heโ€™s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, heโ€™d have nothing to hang on to, sheโ€™d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

(via hugs-are-lovely)

systemofadowny:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

WOAH

systemofadowny:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

WOAH

(via hugs-are-lovely)

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from โ€œcourteous TV smileโ€ to โ€œnot paid enough for this bullshitโ€

(via hugs-are-lovely)