sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

(via ka-tit-lyn)

caesaretluna:

soulessspinelesssenseless:

destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it

Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this

STORY TIME: when i was in hospital some years ago there was this waaaay too attractive doctor and something was wrong with one of those heart rate whatever things on my breast and he had to put it back in place and when he turned the monitor back on my heart beat was soooo fast and he stared at the monitor and than back at me and it was just awkward.

(via tornrnypickles)

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden
fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden
fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden
fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden
fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden
fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden
fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden
fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden
agentpheelcoulson:

ifihadarose:

my-ponchoboys:





if you don’t reblog this i will unfollow you

look who didn’t get the point

agentpheelcoulson:

ifihadarose:

my-ponchoboys:

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if you don’t reblog this i will unfollow you

look who didn’t get the point

(via keegananarcho18)

milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

image

(via tornrnypickles)

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(via joshpeck)

u-x-e-d-e-r-p:

I remember how my ex used to do that when she was sad, she sat on my lap and wrapped her legs around my waist and just kept kissing my neck softly and slowly and i stroked her back for like 2 hours without saying anything and that’s all and i really fucking miss her.

That’s…just…perfect…OMG!

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

(via joshpeck)

pisserofakisser:

Clicking on this video I was not prepared to be so shocked by what I saw. This is not another make-up tutorial posted on Youtube like I expected on how to cover up dark circles or how to look like fucking Angelina Jolie. It is incredibly powerful.

(via masturntbate)

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.
sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

(via marcelheaux)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(via bossyqueen)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(via bossyqueen)

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via gaay-masturbation)